The Wedding Preparation

   Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemists. Jacob suggests they go in.

   Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”

The chemist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”

Chemist: “Of course we do.”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”

Chemist: “Definitely.”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer’s?”

Chemist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

Chemist: “Absolutely..”

Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”

Chemist: “We sure do.”

Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”

Chemist: “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob: “In that case, we’d like to use this store for our wedding presents list.”